In a fit of frustration at his own chronic inability to bring songs to completion, a young songwriter abandoned his unfinished demos of lyrically obscure impressionistic indie-rock music for music of a lighter sort during the summer of 2014.  Using his own shortcomings as fodder for lyrics, the group of songs that emerged did not resemble anything he’d previously written — they were “fun”.  Mus 001: An Introduction to struggling musicianship contains three tracks that document one musician’s anger at monastic music making (“Laptop, Laptop”), his desire to get weird (“Unconvenshinl thawts”) and his tragically comic hopes of making it big and marrying the princess (“She gonnna like me when I’m big”).

The songwriter in question is Daniel Joseph. He goes by his initials, DJ. He wrote these three songs quickly (“I was taking a necessary creative dump”), recorded them with the invaluable help of two important individuals, Kyle Joseph (bass/engineer) & Nick Pope (drums/backup vox), and then slapped on the name Humans irl and uploaded the material to the Internet.

Though the song’s catchiest tune “She Gonna Like Me When I’m Big” professed to make DJ famous (“this song is gonna make me famous / this song is gonna make’a me big”), the EP fell on deaf ears, in part due to a scathing fictional review from Pitchfork Magazine’s Executive Editor, Mark Richardson.  In effect, Richardson’s review banished the EP to the bowels of the internet, where it’s been collecting digital dust ever since — only the artist’s closest friends and family have ever listened to the work, and those listens only came about because of his family’s annual tradition of forced show-and-tell at their yearly Christmas gatherings.

Like many Humans irl, DJ continues to struggle with finishing things, and isn’t sure what the future holds for Humans irl.  He can’t seem to remember his Bandcamp username and password, and has yet to hear back from the Bandcamp Help center, though he’s reached out to them several times.

Whatever the future holds for this obscure singer/songwriter, one thing’s for sure —

the struggle is real for Humans irl.


Bandcamp, if you’re reading this, the artist asks that you please contact him at to resolve his username/password issue.

  • She gonna like me when I'm big


    There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
    And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.
    When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
    With a word she can get what she came for.
    Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

    There’s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
    ‘Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
    In a tree by the brook, there’s a songbird who sings,
    Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

    Ooh, it makes me wonder,
    Ooh, it makes me wonder.

    There’s a feeling I get when I look to the west,
    And my spirit is crying for leaving.
    In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
    And the voices of those who stand looking.

    Ooh, it makes me wonder,
    Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

    And it’s whispered that soon, if we all call the tune,
    Then the piper will lead us to reason.
    And a new day will dawn for those who stand long,
    And the forests will echo with laughter.

    If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now,
    It’s just a spring clean for the May queen.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
    There’s still time to change the road you’re on.
    And it makes me wonder.

    Your head is humming and it won’t go, in case you don’t know,
    The piper’s calling you to join him,
    Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
    Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?

    And as we wind on down the road
    Our shadows taller than our soul.
    There walks a lady we all know
    Who shines white light and wants to show
    How everything still turns to gold.
    And if you listen very hard
    The tune will come to you at last.
    When all are one and one is all
    To be a rock and not to roll.

    And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

  • Laptop, Laptop


    Now that there’s a new ultra portable laptop in town in the form of the 12-inch MacBook, what’s the deal with the MacBook Air? It’s still an active part of Apple’s lineup, and in case you missed it, was updated on the day the 12-inch MacBook was announced.

    The 13-inch MacBook Air changes are relatively minor, but its standing in Apple’s lineup is what changed the most. While the MacBook Air is still an ultra portable laptop, there’s a newfound emphasis on its value—the four recently refreshed models make up the affordable end of Apple’s laptop lineup.

    What’s new with the 13-inch MacBook Air

    The major update to the MacBook Air is a straightforward CPU and graphics upgrade. Both the 11-inch and 13-inch models sport a dual-core 1.6GHz Core i5Broadwell processor that supports Turbo Boost up to 2.7GHz and 3MB of shared L3 cache. This replaces a dual-core 1.4GHz Core i5 Haswell processor in last year’s model. The new graphics is an integrated Intel HD Graphics 6000 chip, which replaces the Intel HD Graphics 5000.

    The Thunderbolt implementation has been upgraded to Thunderbolt 2. And the 13-inch MacBook Air also has faster flash storage—Apple says it’s two times faster than before.

    Quick reference chart: Apple’s current Mac laptop lineup

    That’s about it for the upgrades. There’s no Retina display; it’s the same display found in previous models. The trackpad isn’t a Force Touch trackpad; it’s the old Multi-Touch model with which you’re probably familiar. Compared to the Force Touch trackpad, the MacBook’s Air’s Multi-Touch trackpad is much louder when you press to click, and the clicking feeling is much more pronounced. The keyboard is the same, it’s not the new butterfly keyboard in the MacBook. (For me, that’s a good thing. I’m not a fan of the MacBook’s keyboard.) And there’s still the standard 4GB of memory, though you can upgrade to 8GB for an additional $100.


    The speed boost over last year’s 1.4GHz Core i5 Haswell MacBook Air is modest. In Geekbench 3 tests, the new 1.6GHz Core i5 Broadwell 13-inch MacBook Pro was 10 percent faster in multi-core tests, and about 8 percent faster in single core tests.

    The improvement is, of course, much more noticeable when you compare the new MacBook Air to the 2014 and 2013 models—the speeds are 10 to 15 percent faster.

    Compared to the new 1.1GHz MacBook, the MacBook Air has a distinct performance advantage. The MacBook Air was 28 percent faster in multi-core tests, and 22 percent faster in single core tests.

    When it comes to graphics performance, the new MacBook Air takes a big leap over the new MacBook and last year’s MacBook Air in the Cinebench OpenGLtest, posting a 29 percent improvement over both computers. The new MacBook Air still lags behind the new 13-inch Retina MacBook Pro, but not by much: about four frames per second.

    To gauge the speed of the 13-inch MacBook Air’s new flash storage implementation, I used Black Magic’s Disk Speed Test. The 2014 MacBook Air with 256GB of flash storage had average write speeds of 520 MBps and average read speeds of 676 MBps. The new MacBook Air was impressive, posting a write average of 619.7 MBps and a read average of 1318.4 MBps.

    To see Geekbench 3 and Cinebench performance charts, click here. The results also include older model Retina MacBook Pros for your reference.

    Battery tests with the new MacBook Air, new 13-inch Retina MacBook Pro, and the new MacBook are in the works. The results will be posted in a separate article.

    A new perspective

    When Apple first unveiled the MacBook Air in 2008, it made what-was-then considered severe compromises in order to achieve a small and lightweight form preferred by mobile users. But just when you think you can’t make a laptop even smaller and lighter—and make more compromises—Apple releases the MacBook.

    Instead of thinking of the MacBook air primarily as an ultra portable laptop, perhaps the MacBook Air is better defined first as the lower pricing tier of Apple’s laptop line. The 11-inch models are $899 and $1099, and the 13-inch models are $999 and $1199. They’re priced below all the other laptops, except for the $1099 non-Retina MacBook Pro. They don’t have the same number of features as the MacBook Pro—no Force Touch trackpad, no Retina display, 4GB RAM, etc.—but that’s to be expected when you’re paying less money.

    The MacBook Air is still worth your consideration as an ultra-portable laptop: It weighs less that three pounds and is very thin. Carrying it is still a lot easier that carrying a MacBook Pro. But there’s now the MacBook for users who think even the MacBook Air is too big and heavy, and that device connectivity and speed can be sacrificed to make an even lighter laptop. For those people, the MacBook is for them.

    That all under consideration, something has to be said specifically about the MacBook Air’s display. My everyday work computer is a 15-inch Retina MacBook Pro (lucky, I know), and because I stare at a Retina screen everyday, switching to a standard display feels like a noticeable step down in image quality. It’s not that the standard display is that bad, it’s just that the Retina display is that good.

    Bottom line

    The MacBook Air marches on as a solid, lightweight laptop with enough performance for a large number of users to serve both on the road and on an office desk. They might suffer from a case of feature envy, but more features would surely result in higher prices. If you can, consider getting a MacBook Air with 256GB of flash storage, unless you’re OK with heavily relying on cloud storage.

  • Unconvenshinl Thawts

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Mus 001: Introduction to struggling musicianship